On the train home and while it's quite quiet there are some amusing goings on worth reporting.
First and foremost the big guy sitting opposite - in the space of 15 mins, he has gone through 2 Pepperamis, a large bag of Marmite flavoured Mini-Cheddars, a 4 finger Kit Kat and..... A Diet Coke! It's not particularly nice looking at his belly almost bursting through his shirt and his burping though.
Guy next to me is having a "discussion" with his Wife about something happening at work - she is clearly upset (I can hear the entire conversation) and he is trying to calm her down, or at least I thought so until he said "If I was there I'd have flattened him..." - always a conversation winner, that!
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